Thursday, 2 October 2008

The Dunhill Links - Not so much a golf tournament, as an opportunity to mock the famous. It helps me deal with the envy...

Here's a look at some of the celebrities/Jammy b******s that have been playing in the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship. Christ, like these guys don't have a cushy enough life. They get to swan up and play in an actual Professional Golf Tournament, just cause they're famous. Some of them aren't even that famous - when the Bon Jovi drummer is getting so much attention then you know the rest of them must be pretty budget names... Well at least the mighty Huey Lewis is there, he really is Hip to be Square. Where the hell is Michael Douglas? And why can't I find a list of the celebrity scores! Now, let the therapeutic mocking commence...

Old School Star Luke Wilson looking a tad nervous, perhaps getting a twitchy bum at teeing it up in front of all those galleries

Samuel L Jackson shows off the Jedi Skills he learnt as Mace Windu, using the force to hold his ball in the air. You can see the concentration it's requiring, but he likes to do it,
for the kids...

But like any Jedi worth his salt, SLJ doesn't use the force for frivolous things like golf, that's why he's in the rough

King of Cool Samuel, has a wee chat with the greatest British false-hope-raiser of all time, Tim Henman. I used to see his dad walking around Oxford all the time, it was like he was stalking me. That's Tim's dad, not SLJ's, who is giving a wave which is camper than I thought were possible from him.

Hugh Grant strikes a pose on the greens at St Andrews, he's an old pro at these pro-ams, as an amateur, he's not a pro, he's an am... um....

"Shickety Brickety, get over you bloody ball, oh crumbs, oh crumbs... "
Huey Lewis unleashes a drive with the Power of Love...

He then has a walk and talk with Bon Jovi Drummer, Tico Torres, who warns the greens may be "Slippery when Wet". That's one for all you Bon Jovi fans out there.

Tico Torres attempts to steal the identity of Miguel Angel Jimenez, unfortunately he's trying to do so with a small child's cigar. Hardly rock'n'roll. But then neither's Bon Jovi really. That's right, I went there.


Dougray "The crap baddie from the just as crappy Mission Impossible 2" Scott.
They'll let any bugger play in this.. He has something stuck between his teeth.

2 comments:

Jeff Goodman (Goods) said...

And everyone knows what golf bag belongs to SLJ... it's the one that says Bad Motherf***er on it.

Thanks for adding me to your blogroll. I've done the same.

Goods

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